hello children

epic-lee:

THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE

dumpsterfetus:

u ok??

spykids5:

im having an out of body experience

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

kuroenigma:

echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

pizzaforpresident:

nosdrinker:

what is happening

a good time

peni5breath:

should i get out of bed or starve?

dietchola:

anyone who has the same name as me is automatically taken as a threat

grav3yardgirl:

omg i literally just laughed for 2 hours at this